1. Semi-Fraudulent-Direct-From-Hollywood Overture (1:58)

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2. Mystery Roach (2:33)

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3. Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers

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4. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)

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5. Tuna Fish Promenade (2:29)

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6. Dance of the Just Plain Folks (4:40)

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7. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)

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8. The Sealed Tuna Bolero (1:40)

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9. Lonesome Cowboy Burt (3:53)

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10. Touring Can Make You Crazy (2:52)

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11. Would You Like a Snack (1:23)

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12. Redneck Eats (3:02)

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13. Centerville (2:31)

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14. She Painted up Her Face (1:41)

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15. Janet's Big Dance Number (1:18)

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16. Half a Dozen Provocative Squats (1:57)

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17. Mysterioso

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18. Shove It Right In (2:32)

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19. Lucy's Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude (3:58)

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20. I'm Stealing The Towels (2:15)

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21. Dental Hygiene Dilemma (5:11)

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22. Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You (2:59)

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23. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy (3:12)

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24. Penis Dimension (4:37)

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25. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning (3:28)

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26. A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes (1:08)

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27. Magic Fingers (3:53)

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28. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch (1:30)

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29. Dew on the Newts We Got (1:08)

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30. The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts

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31. The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth (1:10)

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32. The Girl's Dream

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33. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Corduroy Ponce (1:00)

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34. Strictly Genteel (The Finale) (11:07)

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35. Coming Soon! (bonus)

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36. The Wide Screen (bonus)

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37. Coming Soon! [Cut 3] (bonus)

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38. Frank Zappa's 200 Motels [Cut 4]

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39. Magic Fingers [Single Edit] (bonus) (2:55)

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Total: 39 tracks   $4.81