| 1. Semi-Fraudulent-Direct-From-Hollywood Overture (1:58) | $0.15 | |
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| 3. Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers | $0.08 | |
| 4. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) | $0.08 | |
| 5. Tuna Fish Promenade (2:29) | $0.15 | |
| 6. Dance of the Just Plain Folks (4:40) | $0.15 | |
| 7. This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) | $0.08 | |
| 8. The Sealed Tuna Bolero (1:40) | $0.15 | |
| 9. Lonesome Cowboy Burt (3:53) | $0.15 | |
| 10. Touring Can Make You Crazy (2:52) | $0.15 | |
| 11. Would You Like a Snack (1:23) | $0.08 | |
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| 14. She Painted up Her Face (1:41) | $0.15 | |
| 15. Janet's Big Dance Number (1:18) | $0.08 | |
| 16. Half a Dozen Provocative Squats (1:57) | $0.15 | |
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| 18. Shove It Right In (2:32) | $0.15 | |
| 19. Lucy's Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude (3:58) | $0.15 | |
| 20. I'm Stealing The Towels (2:15) | $0.15 | |
| 21. Dental Hygiene Dilemma (5:11) | $0.15 | |
| 22. Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You (2:59) | $0.15 | |
| 23. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy (3:12) | $0.15 | |
| 24. Penis Dimension (4:37) | $0.15 | |
| 25. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning (3:28) | $0.15 | |
| 26. A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes (1:08) | $0.08 | |
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| 28. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch (1:30) | $0.08 | |
| 29. Dew on the Newts We Got (1:08) | $0.08 | |
| 30. The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts | $0.08 | |
| 31. The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth (1:10) | $0.08 | |
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| 33. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Corduroy Ponce (1:00) | $0.08 | |
| 34. Strictly Genteel (The Finale) (11:07) | $0.30 | |
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| 36. The Wide Screen (bonus) | $0.08 | |
| 37. Coming Soon! [Cut 3] (bonus) | $0.08 | |
| 38. Frank Zappa's 200 Motels [Cut 4] | $0.08 | |
| 39. Magic Fingers [Single Edit] (bonus) (2:55) | $0.15 | |