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| | Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed | $0.08 | |
| | File Under 'Soft Core Seizures' | $0.08 | |
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| | Live From the Russian Compound | $0.08 | |
| | Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur | $0.08 | |
| | Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better | $0.08 | |
| | One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation | $0.08 | |
| | Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy | $0.08 | |
| | Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft? | $0.08 | |
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| | We Have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a Shit | $0.08 | |
| | The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office | $0.08 | |
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| | Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here | $0.08 | |
| | Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes | $0.08 | |
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| | Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us | $0.08 | |
| | Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again | $0.08 | |
| | Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet | $0.08 | |
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| | Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch | $0.08 | |
| | The Unwilling... Led by the Unqualified... Doing the Unnecessary... For the Ungrateful | $0.15 | |
| | Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form | $0.08 | |
| | Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears | $0.08 | |
| | Slum Service (Served on the Sly) | $0.08 | |
| | Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? | $0.08 | |
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| | Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants? | $0.08 | |
| | God Wants Us All to Work in Factories | $0.15 | |