| 1. I Don't Want No Cybersex (3:35) | $0.15 | |
| 2. The Ballad of Country Dick (2:45) | $0.15 | |
| 3. Drunk Divorced Floozie (The Ballad of Diana Spencer) (3:05) | $0.15 | |
| 4. U.P.S. My Heart to You (3:02) | $0.15 | |
| 5. Machines Ain't Music / I Got My Mojo Working (4:15) | $0.15 | |
| 6. Disney Is the Enemy (4:24) | $0.15 | |
| 7. Rock n' Roll Hall of Lame (5:02) | $0.15 | |
| 8. I Gotta Crazy Wife (2:55) | $0.15 | |
| 9. You Can't Buy Cool (3:51) | $0.15 | |
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| 11. Orenthal James (Was a Mighty Bad Man) (3:24) | $0.15 | |
| 12. Redneck Rampage (4:12) | $0.15 | |
| 13. When Did I Become My Dad (3:33) | $0.15 | |