1. I Don't Want No Cybersex (3:35)

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2. The Ballad of Country Dick (2:45)

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3. Drunk Divorced Floozie (The Ballad of Diana Spencer) (3:05)

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4. U.P.S. My Heart to You (3:02)

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5. Machines Ain't Music / I Got My Mojo Working (4:15)

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6. Disney Is the Enemy (4:24)

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7. Rock n' Roll Hall of Lame (5:02)

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8. I Gotta Crazy Wife (2:55)

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9. You Can't Buy Cool (3:51)

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10. Tankman Blues (2:07)

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11. Orenthal James (Was a Mighty Bad Man) (3:24)

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12. Redneck Rampage (4:12)

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13. When Did I Become My Dad (3:33)

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Total: 13 tracks   $1.95