Discography

George Carlin Songs

	Little Things We Share	$0.15
	Airline Announements	$0.30
	Dumb Americans	$0.30
	Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf	$0.15
	Golf Courses for the Homeless	$0.30
	Coast-to-Coast Emergency	$0.15
	The Planet Is Fine	$0.30
	Parents in Hell	$0.08
	Today's Professional Parents	$0.15
	A Modern Man	$0.15
	The All-Suicide Tv Channel	$0.15
	They Want to Show You the Pictures	$0.15
	Their Kids!	$0.08
	Pyramid of the Hopeless	$0.15
	Swearing on the Bible	$0.15
	The Suicide Guy	$0.15
	Three Little Words	$0.15
	He's Smiling Down	$0.15
	Autoerotic Asphyxia	$0.15
	Things We Say When People Die	$0.15
	Extreme Human Behavior	$0.30
	You Have No Rights	$0.15
	Old Fuck	$0.15
	Posthumous Female Transplants	$0.15
	The Self-Esteem Movement	$0.08
	Takin' off Yer Hat	$0.15
	Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult	$0.08
	Proud to Be an American	$0.15
	The Opening	$0.15
	Guys Named Todd	$0.08
	Yeast Infection	$0.15
	What a Phone Call Should Be	$0.08
	People Refuse to Be Realistic	$0.08
	You & Me (Things That Come Off Of Your Body)	$0.30
	Children Are Our Future	$0.08
	The Confessional	$0.15
	Goin' Through My Address Book	$0.15
	Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin'!	$0.15
	Dead Parents Helping	$0.15
	Opening	$0.08
	Stupid Bullshit	$0.15
	A Couple of Other Questions	$0.08
	God Bless America	$0.15
	Muhammad Ali - America the Beautiful	$0.15
	Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments	$0.15
	I Like People	$0.08
	No One Questions Things	$0.15
	Gun Enthusiasts	$0.08
	Just Enough Bullshit	$0.08
	Stupid Bullshit on the Phone	$0.15
	Every Child Is Special	$0.15
	In a Coma	$0.08
	Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons	$0.08
	Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo	$0.15
	Parents Of Honor Students	$0.15
	Music On Answering Machines	$0.08
	Heavy Mysteries	$0.15
	Family Newsletters	$0.08
	Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow	$0.15
	White Guys Who Shave Their Heads	$0.08
	Telephone Mimes	$0.08
	NASA-Holes	$0.08
	I Used to Be Irish Catholic	$0.15
	"My Daddy"	$0.08
	Singers With One Name	$0.08
	Baby Slings	$0.08
	People Who Wear Visors	$0.08
	Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television	$0.15
	People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books	$0.08
	Answering Machines	$0.08
	Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) / Shoot Is Shit ...	$0.15
	Motivation Seminars	$0.08
	People Who Misuse Credit Cards	$0.08
	Class Clown - Bi-Labial Fricative / Attracting Attention / Squeamish	$0.30
	Hands-Free Telephone Headsets	$0.08
	The Laughter Reflex	$0.15
	Structuring the Act	$0.15
	Shoot	$0.15
	The Vegas Incident	$0.15
	Comedy and Pain	$0.15
	Drugs	$0.15
	First Time Funny	$0.15
	Words	$0.15
	Sex in Commercials	$0.15
	The Big Change	$0.15
	Early Influences	$0.15
	Point of View	$0.08
	Ed Sullivan Self Taught	$0.15
	The Writer	$0.15
	Advice	$0.08
	Physical Carlin	$0.15
	Son of Wino	$0.15
	Lenny Bruce	$0.15
	Prerequisites	$0.15
	Birth Control	$0.15
	Trying Stuff Out	$0.15
	The Hair Piece	$0.15
	The Business of Comedy	$0.08
	Regional Differences	$0.15
	The 11 O'clock News	$0.15
	Writing Techniques	$0.15
	Burns & Carlin	$0.15
	Timing & Delivery	$0.15
	Let's Make a Deal	$0.15
	Politics	$0.15
	Respect	$0.08
	Divorce Game	$0.15
	Standing Alone	$0.15
	Comedy's Evolution	$0.08
	Filthy Words	$0.30
	Cute Little Farts	$0.15
	Occupation: Foole	$0.15
	Childhood Cliches	$0.15
	Grass Swept the Neighborhood	$0.08
	Raisin Rhetoric	$0.15
	White Harlem	$0.15
	The Hallway Groups	$0.15
	Black Consciousness	$0.15
	New York Voices	$0.15
	Welcome to My Job	$0.15