| 1. Noble Stabbings!! (3:20) | $0.15 | |
| 2. A Floater Left With Pleasure In The Executive Washroom. (2:37) | $0.15 | |
| 3. Fuzzy Pink Hand-Cuffs (2:09) | $0.15 | |
| 4. The Father, The Son, And The Homosexua/Single Parent (2:04) | $0.15 | |
| 5. Sellthehousesellthecarsellthekidsfindsomeoneelseforgetiti'mnevercomingbackforgetit (2:02) | $0.15 | |
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| 7. Fired-Side Chat (2:56) | $0.15 | |
| 8. "I Was Born on a Pirate Ship!" (Hold Your Tongue) (2:36) | $0.15 | |
| 9. D4 = Putting the "F" Back in "Art". (2:12) | $0.15 | |
| 10. All Rise For The Rational Anthem. (2:15) | $0.15 | |
| 11. labourissuesinthetoydepartment (3:45) | $0.15 | |
| 12. file under "Adult Urban Contemporary" (2:36) | $0.15 | |
| 13. New Punk Fashions For The Spring Formal. (2:59) | $0.15 | |