| 1. A Jingle For The Product (3:46) | $0.15 | |
| 2. "Contemplate This On The Tree Of Woe." (3:02) | $0.15 | |
| 3. Parishiltonisametaphor (2:59) | $0.15 | |
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| 5. Ode To The North American Snake Oil Distributor (2:29) | $0.15 | |
| 6. Minimum Wage Is A Gateway Drug (2:23) | $0.15 | |
| 7. The Classical Arrangement (2:24) | $0.15 | |
| 8. Americaspremierfaithbasedinitiative (3:21) | $0.15 | |
| 9. The Art Of Whore (3:14) | $0.15 | |
| 10. Fruity Pebbles (3:06) | $0.15 | |
| 11. A Pyre Laid For Image And Frame (2:51) | $0.15 | |
| 12. Like Eye Contact In An Elevator (3:10) | $0.15 | |
| 13. Clown Cars On Cinder Blocks (3:17) | $0.15 | |