| 1. A Gun for Christmas (3:00) | $0.15 | |
| 2. Grandpa's Last Xmas (2:10) | $0.15 | |
| 3. Thanx for Nothing (2:08) | $0.15 | |
| 4. Oi to the World (2:15) | $0.15 | |
| 5. Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday (2:23) | $0.15 | |
| 6. Christmas Time for My Penis (3:15) | $0.15 | |
| 7. I Don't Believe in Santa Claus (1:33) | $0.08 | |
| 8. My First Xmas, as a Woman (2:41) | $0.15 | |
| 9. Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies (1:18) | $0.08 | |
| 10. Here I Am Lord (2:17) | $0.15 | |
| 11. C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S (1:46) | $0.15 | |
| 12. Hang Myself From the Tree (6:26) | $0.15 | |