| | $0.08 | |
| 2. The Death of Barry the Roofer With Vertigo (2:52) | $0.15 | |
| 3. Cheatin' Chick From China (2:45) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 5. No One Knew the Real Emu (3:10) | $0.15 | |
| 6. I Gave My Heart to a Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay (3:50) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 8. Rita's Innocent (3:04) | $0.15 | |
| 9. She's So Modern (2:54) | $0.15 | |
| 10. Chenky Is a Puff (2:57) | $0.15 | |
| 11. I Caught It From Camilla (2:57) | $0.15 | |
| 12. Our Last Outro? (1:16) | $0.08 | |
| 13. The Final Countdown (3:03) | $0.15 | |
| 14. Tony Talks Tripe (2:15) | $0.15 | |
| 15. Yul Bryner Was a Skinhead (2:24) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.08 | |