1. Absurd-Ditties

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2. I'm a Telly Addict (2:48)

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3. Terry Talking (2:35)

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4. Ernie Had a Hernia (3:18)

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5. Toccata in DM (2:37)

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6. My Wife's a Psychopath (2:53)

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7. Sod the Neighbours (2:27)

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8. Melancholy Margaret (2:25)

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9. Drooling Banjos (3:54)

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10. Alec's Gone (2:59)

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11. When You're Jimmy Saville (3:08)

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12. Caught Up the Reeperbahn! (3:20)

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13. Dez the Demon Decorator (2:59)

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14. Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)

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Total: 14 tracks   $1.96