1. The Devil's Dick Disaster (3:22)

$0.15
 
2. Texas Dolly (3:01)

$0.15
 
3. Clarissa Explains Cuntainment (3:03)

$0.15
 
4. Track Four

$0.08
 
5. The Proud Parent's Convention Held in the ER (2:36)

$0.15
 
6. An Aptly Fictional Description (5:32)

$0.15
 
7. Like a Cat (3:30)

$0.15
 
8. Rememberance Dialogue (7:02)

$0.15
 
9. An Exercise in Self-Portraiture: Go Shoot Yourself (1:55)

$0.15
 
10. Operating on a Re-Run Episode (2:55)

$0.15
 
11. Track Eleven

$0.08
 
12. Category (5:08)

$0.15
Total: 12 tracks   $1.66