| 1. Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form | $0.08 | |
| 2. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy | $0.08 | |
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| 4. Live From the Russian Compound | $0.08 | |
| 5. Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us | $0.08 | |
| 6. Wet Dream War Machine (1:24) | $0.08 | |
| 7. Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here (1:07) | $0.08 | |
| 8. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? | $0.08 | |
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| 10. How to Become a Virgin hit | $0.08 | |
| 11. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better (1:29) | $0.08 | |
| 12. Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet | $0.08 | |
| 13. File Under 'Soft Core Seizures' | $0.08 | |
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| 15. Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants? (1:06) | $0.08 | |
| 16. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office | $0.08 | |
| 17. Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears | $0.08 | |
| 18. Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft? (1:17) | $0.08 | |
| 19. Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch | $0.08 | |
| 20. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur | $0.08 | |
| 21. Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again (1:03) | $0.08 | |
| 22. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed | $0.08 | |
| 23. Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes (1:19) | $0.08 | |