1. I Just Got This Symphony Goin' (4:09)

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2. Act One, Scene One (5:00)

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3. F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. hit (3:57)

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4. "You Got a Death Wish, Johnny Truant?" (2:12)

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5. Mouths Like Sidewinder Missiles (3:44)

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6. The Hol[ ]y Tape... (4:51)

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7. Laces Out, Dan! (2:31)

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8. We Better Learn to Hotwire a Uterus (2:10)

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9. Whacko Jacko Steals the Elephant Man's Bones (4:50)

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10. Tom Waits (3:03)

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11. Macaulay McCulkin (8:06)

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Total: 11 tracks   $1.65