| | 1. Every Time I Fall Asleep... (1:19) | $0.08 | |
| | 2. How 'Bout Them Yankees (4:58) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. I Saw the Creed Guy Eating Pigions in Central Park Last Night (2:55) | $0.15 | |
| | 4. That Whole Helen Keller Thing Was Horseshit (3:34) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 6. No One Cares Bears Bears (3:07) | $0.15 | |
| | 7. Formaldehyde Kiss (5:17) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 9. Captain Granville vs. Sally Ruth (The Battle of the Mimi) (3:16) | $0.15 | |
| | 10. Godsend of the Insomniac (3:50) | $0.15 | |
| | 11. Christopher Reeves Just Rolled in From Montana, and Boy Is His Battery Tired (4:11) | $0.15 | |
