| | 1. The Rhythm Thief (5:21) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall (3:51) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. What are All These Bands So Angry About (3:34) | $0.15 | |
| | 4. I Married Myself (5:00) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 6. My Babys Taking Me Home (4:45) | $0.15 | |
| | 7. Your Calls Very Important to us (Please Hold) (4:14) | $0.15 | |
| | 8. Ugly Guys with Beautiful Girls (7:10) | $0.15 | |
| | 9. Suburban Homeboy (3:01) | $0.15 | |
| | 10. The Legend of Lil Beethoven (2:07) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 12. The Rhythm Thief (instrumental Version) (5:25) | $0.15 | |
