| 1. The Rhythm Thief (5:19) | $0.15 | |
| 2. How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall? (3:51) | $0.15 | |
| 3. What Are All These Bands So Angry About? (3:29) | $0.15 | |
| 4. I Married Myself (4:57) | $0.15 | |
| 5. Ride 'Em Cowboy (4:20) | $0.15 | |
| 6. My Baby's Taking Me Home (4:42) | $0.15 | |
| 7. Your Call's Very Important to Us. Please Hold. (4:10) | $0.15 | |
| 8. Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls (7:06) | $0.15 | |
| 9. Suburban Homeboy (2:55) | $0.15 | |