| | 1. Cowboy Timmy - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo (2:16) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. Mr. Garrison - Merry Fucking Christmas (2:04) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. Eric Cartman - O Holy Night (1:57) | $0.15 | |
| | 4. Juan Schwartz And The South Park Childrens Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead (2:13) | $0.15 | |
| | 5. Mr. Mackey - Carol Of The Bells | $0.08 | |
| | 6. Kyle Brofloski - The Lonely Jew On Christmas (2:46) | $0.15 | |
| | 7. Shelly Marsh - I Saw Three Ships (1:02) | $0.08 | |
| | 8. Stan Marsh And Wendy Testaburger - It Happened In Sun Valley (2:21) | $0.15 | |
| | 9. Adolf Hitler - O Tannenbaum (1:10) | $0.08 | |
| | 10. Satan The Dark Prince - Christmas Time In Hell (2:15) | $0.15 | |
| | 11. Chef - What The Hell Child Is This (4:28) | $0.15 | |
| | 12. Mr. Hankey - Santa Claus Is On His Way | $0.08 | |
| | 13. Eric Cartman - Swiss Colony Beef Log (2:16) | $0.15 | |
| | 14. The South Park Childrens Choir - Hark The Herald Angels Sing | $0.08 | |
| | 15. The Broflofskis With Eric And Stan - Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel (3:20) | $0.15 | |
| | 16. Kenny Mccomick And Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever (3:00) | $0.15 | |
| | 17. Mr. Ose - We Three Kings | $0.08 | |
| | 18. Mr. Hankey With Stan Kyle And Cartman - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (2:30) | $0.15 | |
