| | 1. God Bless the Dick Who Let You Go (3:46) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. The Ballad of Simon Love (3:15) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 4. Stephen Timothy West (3:15) | $0.15 | |
| | 5. I Fucking Love You (5:12) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 8. (Why'd You Get That) Tattoo Girl? (3:19) | $0.15 | |
| | 9. All This Dicking Around (Is Bringing Me Down) (5:04) | $0.15 | |
| | 10. Not If I See You First (3:40) | $0.15 | |
