| | 1. Thus Cacked Henrietta (AKA Also Sprach Zarathustra) (1:23) | $0.08 | |
| | 2. Hugo (The Human Cannonball) (3:51) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. Vacation Bible School (3:30) | $0.15 | |
| | 4. Armchair Quarterback (3:30) | $0.15 | |
| | 5. The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone, Part 1 (3:47) | $0.15 | |
| | 6. The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone, Part 2 (4:28) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 8. The Haircut Song (6:13) | $0.15 | |
| | 9. The Pirate Song (I Want To Sing And Dance) (4:45) | $0.15 | |
| | 10. Punk Country Love (3:39) | $0.15 | |
| | 11. Santa Claus Is Watching You (3:21) | $0.15 | |
