| | 1. I'm Too Old for This Shit (1:28) | $0.08 | |
| | 2. That's Right Asshole, Shit Happens! (2:01) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. I'm'a Kill You, You Sick Asshole! (1:23) | $0.08 | |
| | 4. No Way You Live, No Way (1:27) | $0.08 | |
| | | $0.08 | |
| | 6. Drop It Asshole! (1:10) | $0.08 | |
| | 7. Alfred, Do You Like Ice Cream? (2:09) | $0.15 | |
| | 8. You're Rippin' My Dick Off and Shovin' It Up My Asshole! | $0.08 | |
| | 9. Don't Worry Asshole, You'll Get Another Chance | $0.08 | |
| | 10. On Your Knees Asshole! (1:03) | $0.08 | |
| | 11. All Dressed Up and No One to Blow (1:09) | $0.08 | |
| | 12. Lieutenant Mike Harrigan (3:59) | $0.15 | |
| | 13. I Never Forget an Asshole (1:20) | $0.08 | |
| | 14. I'm Gonna Die on a Toilet, Aren't I? (1:12) | $0.08 | |
