| | $0.08 | |
| 2. Satan's Kind of a Dick (5:30) | $0.15 | |
| 3. Scary Nightmare (1:05) | $0.08 | |
| 4. One Quarter Viking, Three Quarter's Pussy (5:12) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 6. My Phone Call with Weird Al (1:30) | $0.08 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 9. New Music Sucks (4:09) | $0.15 | |
| 10. New Music Sucks Reprise (2:02) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 13. The Fox (What Does the Fox Say) (4:29) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.08 | |