| 1. Loco Commotion / Suddenly, I've Become a Perfectionist (4:23) | $0.15 | |
| 2. I'm a Pirate, You're a Princess / A Special Thanks to Dr. Allan C. Lloyd (5:07) | $0.15 | |
| 3. Some Crap About Furniture / Invisible Suits and Ties (5:11) | $0.15 | |
| 4. Madi Don't Leave / For the Whole World/Room to See (5:40) | $0.15 | |
| 5. Without Gravity (4:01) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 7. I'm Afraid There's a Hole in My Brain / Taxes (4:02) | $0.15 | |
| 8. More of the Worst / Lady Killers Wear Funny Hats (4:49) | $0.15 | |
| 9. My Attendance Is Bad but My Intentions Are Good / Cheap Paper With Full Color Advertisements (4:30) | $0.15 | |
| 10. Corner Office Bedroom / Why Is Everyone Running? (4:08) | $0.15 | |
| 11. Forgiveness, the Enviable Trait (2:21) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.08 | |