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| 2. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage (2:55) | $0.15 | |
| 3. London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines (3:24) | $0.15 | |
| 4. Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks (3:24) | $0.15 | |
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| 7. Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off (3:20) | $0.15 | |
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| 9. But It's Better If You Do (3:26) | $0.15 | |
| 10. I Write Sins Not Tragedies (3:07) | $0.15 | |
| 11. I Constantly Thank God for Esteban (3:30) | $0.15 | |
| 12. There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet (3:17) | $0.15 | |
| 13. Build God, Then We'll Talk (3:41) | $0.15 | |