| 1. It's Just Not Right (3:21) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.08 | |
| 3. Dr. Fuck Phil (Or: How Do You Top This) (2:02) | $0.15 | |
| 4. Getting Old Sucks (1:03) | $0.08 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 6. Candy Corn/We Don't Know What We Are Doing Anymore (6:25) | $0.15 | |
| 7. Air Traffic Controll (9:30) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 10. Headlines Are Punchlines And Crazy Is Crazy (4:46) | $0.15 | |
| 11. That's Fucked Up (2:02) | $0.15 | |
| 12. The Real Problem Is Gay Marriage (3:25) | $0.15 | |
| 13. Rick Santorum: Idot (3:59) | $0.15 | |
| 14. Congressional Correspondents Dinner (17:23) | $0.30 | |
| 15. Mom And Pop And Paul (2:22) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 17. Dead President (4:54) | $0.15 | |
| 18. Thank You And Goodnight (1:07) | $0.08 | |