| 1. Introduction & Opening Monologue (6:42) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.08 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 4. Tobacco Company Choir (1:21) | $0.08 | |
| 5. Plus-Sized Fashion Shorts (1:06) | $0.08 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| | $0.08 | |
| 8. Bobblehead Heating Dolls (1:07) | $0.08 | |
| 9. Comedian Muhammad & Oscar | $0.08 | |
| 10. Holiday Carols (1:53) | $0.15 | |
| 11. A Santa's Q&A (10:58) | $0.30 | |
| | $0.08 | |
| 13. Dysfunctional Family Christmas (3:35) | $0.15 | |
| 14. Liberal Commie Environmental Poem (3:25) | $0.15 | |
| 15. Magic o' the Mime (1:43) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.08 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 18. Patriotic Poem (2:58) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.08 | |
| | $0.08 | |