| 1. Christmas Commentary (2:26) | $0.15 | |
| 2. The Christmas Story (2:16) | $0.15 | |
| 3. Santy for a Day (1:38) | $0.08 | |
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| 5. Fat Holiday Relatives (1:30) | $0.08 | |
| 6. Singing Christmas Tree (1:36) | $0.08 | |
| 7. A Letter to Shania Twain (2:23) | $0.15 | |
| 8. O Little Girl From Birmingham | $0.08 | |
| 9. Waiter Commentary (1:34) | $0.08 | |
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| 11. Pissed-Off Christmas Poem (1:40) | $0.15 | |
| 12. The Most Wonderful Ass | $0.08 | |
| 13. Titty Bar Christmas (2:09) | $0.15 | |
| 14. Easy-To-Assemble (1:52) | $0.15 | |
| 15. The First Queer Santy Claus | $0.08 | |
| 16. Fruitcake Commentary (2:08) | $0.15 | |
| 17. Santy Claus, Santy Claus (2:26) | $0.15 | |
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| 19. Christmas Weight Gain (1:35) | $0.08 | |
| 20. Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story (2:08) | $0.15 | |
| 21. On the First Day of Christmas | $0.08 | |
| 22. Redneck Santa Claus (1:10) | $0.08 | |
| 23. Hark, the Hairlip Angel | $0.08 | |
| 24. A Letter to Santy Clause (1:44) | $0.15 | |
| 25. Sticks and Horse Turds (1:24) | $0.08 | |
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| 28. I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car | $0.08 | |