| 1. Strikes and Gutters, Ups and Downs (3:00) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 3. Not with a Whimper, But a Bang (3:53) | $0.15 | |
| 4. May the Bridges I Burn Light the Way (3:18) | $0.15 | |
| 5. Only Posers Die (3:06) | $0.15 | |
| 6. Tar and Feathers (3:58) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 8. Boxers Don't Have an Old Timer's Day (3:23) | $0.15 | |
| 9. When Life Gives You Lemons, Just Say Fuck the Lemons and Bail (3:02) | $0.15 | |
| 10. Boy, Do I Hate Being Right All the Time (3:10) | $0.15 | |
| 11. Just Keep Swimming (4:02) | $0.15 | |
| 12. Drink Your School, Stay in Drugs and Don't Do Milk (4:08) | $0.15 | |