| | 1. Westwood Ho!-Massive Letdown (3:20) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. This One's for Now (3:20) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. Baguette Dilemma for the Booker Prize Guy (2:59) | $0.15 | |
| | 4. My Outstretched Arms (2:59) | $0.15 | |
| | 5. The Bane of Constance (3:22) | $0.15 | |
| | 6. Theme Tune for Something or Other (1:19) | $0.08 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 8. Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride (4:01) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 10. Stuck Up a Hornbeam (2:35) | $0.15 | |
| | 11. Adam Boyle Has Cast Lad Rock Aside (2:29) | $0.15 | |
| | 12. The Unfortunate Gwatkin (4:38) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
