| | 1. Greatest City On Earth/Getting Old (3:48) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. WWJD/Priests/Pope/Wal-Mart/Penguins (5:08) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. Brokeback Mountain/Gay Marriage/Siegfried And Roy (4:32) | $0.15 | |
| | 4. Room For Dessert/Death By Chocolate/Lent/Snacks (2:40) | $0.15 | |
| | 5. Fat Ass With Fingers/Illegal Aliens (1:46) | $0.15 | |
| | 6. SUV/Fat Kids/Suing McDonalds/Dreammakers/Burned Genitals (3:50) | $0.15 | |
| | 7. The Floater/Maury (3:46) | $0.15 | |
| | 8. Monkeypox/Osama/Bird Flu (4:04) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 10. Dyslexic Luger/Civil War Letters/Kids/Baby In River (5:08) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 12. Computer Dating/Couples Fight (3:20) | $0.15 | |
| | 13. Brian Nichols/Lil Jon/MTV Cribs/Bitches (3:32) | $0.15 | |
| | 14. Sexual Saturation (4:02) | $0.15 | |
