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| | 3. Goin' Through My Address Book (2:52) | $0.15 | |
| | 4. Things We Say When People Die (2:36) | $0.15 | |
| | 5. He's Smiling Down (2:11) | $0.15 | |
| | 6. Parents in Hell (1:09) | $0.08 | |
| | 7. People Refuse to Be Realistic (1:10) | $0.08 | |
| | 8. Dead Parents Helping (3:59) | $0.15 | |
| | 9. A Couple of Other Questions (1:04) | $0.08 | |
| | 10. Today's Professional Parents (5:48) | $0.15 | |
| | 11. The Self-Esteem Movement (1:16) | $0.08 | |
| | 12. Every Child Is Special (1:42) | $0.15 | |
| | 13. Children Are Our Future | $0.08 | |
| | 14. Raisin' a Child Is Not Difficult | $0.08 | |
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| | 16. Stupid Bullshit (3:12) | $0.15 | |
| | 17. Stupid Bullshit on the Phone (2:33) | $0.15 | |
| | 18. What a Phone Call Should Be | $0.08 | |
| | | $0.08 | |
| | | $0.08 | |
| | 21. They Want to Show You the Pictures (4:29) | $0.15 | |
| | 22. Just Enough Bullshit (1:33) | $0.08 | |
| | 23. No One Questions Things (2:55) | $0.15 | |
| | 24. Proud to Be an American (1:47) | $0.15 | |
| | 25. God Bless America (2:59) | $0.15 | |
| | 26. Takin' off Yer Hat (3:04) | $0.15 | |
| | 27. Swearing on the Bible (4:23) | $0.15 | |
| | 28. You Have No Rights (5:14) | $0.15 | |
