| | 1. Bread, Cheese, Bow and Arrow (3:55) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. Johnny Borrell Afterlife (2:18) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. Future Child Embarrassment Matrix (3:46) | $0.15 | |
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| | 5. Singing of the Bonesaws (4:42) | $0.15 | |
| | 6. I Don't Know What You Ketamine (But I Think I Love You) (2:55) | $0.15 | |
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| | 8. How to Spot a Record Company (4:38) | $0.15 | |
| | 9. Donny of the Decks (2:41) | $0.15 | |
| | 10. She Gets Passed Around at Parties (2:14) | $0.15 | |
| | 11. Something Happened (3:51) | $0.15 | |
| | 12. The Real Meaning of Christmas (2:30) | $0.15 | |
| | 13. Things to Say to Friendly Policemen (1:42) | $0.15 | |
| | 14. Why Aren't I Going to Hell (4:55) | $0.15 | |