| 1. Hey Kid. I?m a Computer. Stop All the Downloading (3:08) | $0.15 | |
| 2. Should Have Stayed in the Shallows (3:11) | $0.15 | |
| 3. Consequences David, You?ll Meet Your Fate in the Styx (3:00) | $0.15 | |
| 4. Whiskey Is Alright in Its Place, But Its Place Is in Hell (2:19) | $0.15 | |
| 5. The Story of the Curious Oysters (3:19) | $0.15 | |
| 6. Absolutely Fabulous and Me (2:47) | $0.15 | |
| 7. The Long Road to the Middle (2:41) | $0.15 | |
| 8. The State of Texas vs. Fear Before (2:22) | $0.15 | |
| 9. Law of Averages (2:09) | $0.15 | |
| 10. A Tyrant Meets His Maker | $0.08 | |
| 11. The God Awful Truth (3:46) | $0.15 | |