| 1. A Ticket for the Paralyzer | $0.08 | |
| 2. 10 Signs You Should Leave (3:18) | $0.15 | |
| 3. When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong (3:17) | $0.15 | |
| 4. Rusted Over Wet Dreams (3:08) | $0.15 | |
| 5. You Got a Henna Tattoo That Said Forever (3:23) | $0.15 | |
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| 7. Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle (3:35) | $0.15 | |
| 8. The Key to Keeping the Show Fresh Is... I'm Dead (2:45) | $0.15 | |
| 9. It's Not Just a Party, It's a Funeral (3:05) | $0.15 | |
| 10. When Everything Goes Wrong, Take the Easy Way Out (4:02) | $0.15 | |