| | 1. The First No-Elvis (7:26) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. The Last Resort (4:21) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. Kashmir (Cash Mirage Mix) (12:52) | $0.30 | |
| | 4. It's Christmastime n I Like It (4:30) | $0.15 | |
| | 5. Christmas Question n Answer (4:07) | $0.15 | |
| | 6. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth (2:59) | $0.15 | |
| | 7. Tortelvis Christmas Outro | $0.08 | |
