| | 1. Minimum Wage is a Gateway Drug (2:10) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. The Father, The Son, and the Homosexual Single Parent (2:14) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. Doublewhiskeycokenoice (2:19) | $0.15 | |
| | 4. Super Powers Enable Me to Blend in with Machinery (2:19) | $0.15 | |
| | 5. The Great American Going out of Business Sale (3:34) | $0.15 | |
