| | 1. I'd Rather Booby Screw A Walrus (3:55) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. Jeebus Ate My Matchbox (4:16) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. Have Another Popover, Froggy (4:54) | $0.15 | |
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| | 5. Hookers On Horseback (3:34) | $0.15 | |
| | 6. Honestly, Who Gives Their Genitals Pet Names? (2:56) | $0.15 | |
| | 7. We Got A Great Big Convoy (5:08) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 9. (Hey Dad) Stop Looking At Porn On My Computer (2:58) | $0.15 | |
| | 10. Vegetarian Homeless People (2:52) | $0.15 | |
| | 11. Jordan Catalano Needs To Break Up His Shitty Band (4:01) | $0.15 | |
| | 12. How Satan Stole My Heart (4:45) | $0.15 | |
