| | $0.08 | |
| 2. All Nereids Beware (4:05) | $0.15 | |
| 3. One Day Women Will All Become Monsters (3:33) | $0.15 | |
| 4. Expired in Goreville (2:56) | $0.15 | |
| 5. Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek (4:41) | $0.15 | |
| 6. The Words "Best Friend" Become Redefined (3:36) | $0.15 | |
| 7. Interlude, Part 1 (1:00) | $0.08 | |
| 8. There's No Penguins in Alaska (4:34) | $0.15 | |
| 9. Interlude, Part 2 (1:17) | $0.08 | |
| 10. We're Gonna Have Us a Champagne Jam (4:20) | $0.15 | |
| 11. No Hardcore Dancing in the Living Room (5:10) | $0.15 | |
| 12. Who's Sandie Jenkins (1:59) | $0.15 | |
| 13. To Trixie and Reptile, Thanks for Everything (4:17) | $0.15 | |