| | 1. The Highway Cafe of the Damned (3:03) | $0.15 | |
| | 2. Cornhusker Refugee (3:47) | $0.15 | |
| | 3. Industrial Strength Tranquilizer (2:59) | $0.15 | |
| | 4. Wendell, the Uncola Man (2:42) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 6. I'll Just Have One Beer (2:21) | $0.15 | |
| | | $0.15 | |
| | 8. Ballad of Ronald Reagan (3:58) | $0.15 | |
| | 9. When Drunks Go Bad (3:15) | $0.15 | |
| | 10. Jalapeno Maria (2:44) | $0.15 | |
| | 11. Get a Haircut, Dad (2:14) | $0.15 | |
| | 12. Chester Nimitz Oriental Garden Waltz (1:53) | $0.15 | |
