| | 1. The Eighth Wonder of the World... (Intro) | $0.08 | |
| | 2. Caught in a Dream (3:18) | $0.15 | |
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| | 4. Whatever He's Doing It's Illegal (Banter) | $0.08 | |
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| | 6. We Haven't Done This One in About, What, 40 Years? (Banter) | $0.08 | |
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| | 8. Threatened for a Month (Banter) | $0.08 | |
| | 9. No More Mr. Nice Guy (3:08) | $0.15 | |
| | 10. I Guess Things Are Getting Better for You (Banter) | $0.08 | |
| | 11. Under My Wheels (3:00) | $0.15 | |
| | 12. It's a Dangerous Place to Be (Banter) (1:15) | $0.08 | |
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| | 14. More Fun Than It's Supposed to Be (Banter) (3:17) | $0.15 | |
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| | 16. School's Not over Until You Vote (Outro) | $0.08 | |
| | 17. Desperado (Instrumental Bonus-Track) (3:25) | $0.15 | |
