| 1. Story of the Whole Thing (4:58) | $0.15 | |
| 2. Dad, There's a Little Phrase Called Too Much Information (7:30) | $0.15 | |
| 3. This Bum's Paid (5:04) | $0.15 | |
| 4. Hair Dude, You're Stepping on My Mystique (4:20) | $0.15 | |
| 5. The L Train Is a Swell Train and I Don't Want to Hear You Indies Complain (12:19) | $0.30 | |
| 6. "My Two Nads" (Dad reprise) (4:43) | $0.15 | |