| 1. Business in the Front (1:14) | $0.08 | |
| 2. Save the Castle, Screw the Princess (5:12) | $0.15 | |
| | $0.08 | |
| 4. Cuffed to Your Ankles (4:18) | $0.15 | |
| 5. Shoeshine for Neptune (2:52) | $0.15 | |
| 6. To Get Eaten by the Rats | $0.08 | |
| | $0.15 | |
| 8. Claiming Middle Age a Decade Early (3:05) | $0.15 | |
| 9. Taiwanese Troft Trouble (3:30) | $0.15 | |
| 10. 13 Year Old Ruby (3:48) | $0.15 | |
| 11. Robando de los Muertos (4:45) | $0.15 | |
| 12. So You Think You Know About the Game of Life (Party in the Rear) (3:53) | $0.15 | |